CW: "I can sound that she's welsh"
SA: "Kinoodling?
CW: "Oooh I can sound that he's welsh"..."snort"
CW "He's very flexible...its disturbing you can get your leg up to here when your tummy's that big."
SJ: "Hey look, everyone, Brad Pitt, heres my marriage certificate, change my last name to Pitt."
SJ: "AAAAHHH BEEEZZZEEEEEEEEE YOU THINK AAAHHM BEAUTIFUL!!!!"
CW: "When I was in Scotland....no...sorry...Thailand...."
SA: (to television rainbow girl) "She looks like a wanker."
*Joy Balls Infomercial* - Old Woman: "Maybe theres something else I can use without me having to stockpile all those pads"
CW: "AAUUGGHH, Tapirs!"
CW: "I dunno. Whatever SA said before that and then the thing that she said."
TM: Who the fuck is Stan Stallone?
SA: Sly Stallone's brother.
This blog lists the drunken ramblings of a young group of adults.
Friday, August 27, 2010
Sunday, July 11, 2010
Saturday, July 10, 2010
CW Birthday After Party
SA: TM can you get me something tasteable?
SA: Call it flicking the C.
PJ: What does clitoris mean?
SA: It means C to the D to the fucking C.
CW: If you had a clitoris right now you'd say C to the fucking D right know...
TM: SA is known to fall asleep at these things.
SA: TM can you see if TG has left? I looked through the little hole thing and couldn't see her out there.
CW: I bought two pants.
SA: What about TG?
PJ: AS - There's no way I'm talking to that man ever again. There's no point!
SA: How many hours till I have to get up?
TM: 3 minutes
TM: Can you make them fall asleep?
CW: You guys are going to be so fucking angry with me.
TM: You're going to feel bad either way.
TM: water would be to your betterment.
PJ: There is no way I am talking to that man ever again...there is no point.
PJ: Bella...Bellamino..
CW: Is happy bear still in the little chairpants??
PJ: No, because I kicked him!
SA: Who's gonna get the delivery man?
PJ: Is it pizza?
CW: PJ will help you, but she'll poke you in the neck.
PJ: It will definitely involve some eyeball configuration.
I feel sorry for the configuratee not the configurator.
SA: Goes bang, bang, bang, augh, augh, augh!
PJ: I don't want a singular touch though.
PJ: SA! SA! Don't touch my pupil, just tap the white!
PJ: Can you write that down? Coz that's epic!
PJ: Add me to the going to bed list.
PJ: Have you put me on the going to bed list?
CJ: It's going to be so much much fun when we read this and have TBs together!
(TBs = KFC Tower Burgers)
SA: Call it flicking the C.
PJ: What does clitoris mean?
SA: It means C to the D to the fucking C.
CW: If you had a clitoris right now you'd say C to the fucking D right know...
TM: SA is known to fall asleep at these things.
SA: TM can you see if TG has left? I looked through the little hole thing and couldn't see her out there.
CW: I bought two pants.
SA: What about TG?
PJ: AS - There's no way I'm talking to that man ever again. There's no point!
SA: How many hours till I have to get up?
TM: 3 minutes
TM: Can you make them fall asleep?
CW: You guys are going to be so fucking angry with me.
TM: You're going to feel bad either way.
TM: water would be to your betterment.
PJ: There is no way I am talking to that man ever again...there is no point.
PJ: Bella...Bellamino..
CW: Is happy bear still in the little chairpants??
PJ: No, because I kicked him!
SA: Who's gonna get the delivery man?
PJ: Is it pizza?
CW: PJ will help you, but she'll poke you in the neck.
PJ: It will definitely involve some eyeball configuration.
I feel sorry for the configuratee not the configurator.
SA: Goes bang, bang, bang, augh, augh, augh!
PJ: I don't want a singular touch though.
PJ: SA! SA! Don't touch my pupil, just tap the white!
PJ: Can you write that down? Coz that's epic!
PJ: Add me to the going to bed list.
PJ: Have you put me on the going to bed list?
CJ: It's going to be so much much fun when we read this and have TBs together!
(TBs = KFC Tower Burgers)
Watching the Socceroos lose against Ghana
SA: Facebick.
CW: Why didn't you tell me to brush my eyebrow?
RE: Deceive me.
CW: There has been enough deception.
TM: I'd fall over and slit my throat.
SA: I'd put a neck guard on you.
PJ: Don't you take my Hamy away!
PJ: They are from Ghana - it's all they have.
TM: Innovative design.
SA:Are you doing a voice by voice?
TM: It's because he is black - reverse racism.
TM: Look at him loving it!!
AS: Warm vodka, warm lime, warm lemonade.
CW: I think she likes my hat.
SA: That's cos my boyfriend was passing it to me on a obtuse angle.
SA: Kobe Bryant..PRICK!
TM: My fly is undone.
PJ: My fly wiggles it's own way done.
PJ: Now kick a fucking goal you slut!!!
SA: Why do black guys get tattoos?? You can barely see them!
TM & SA: Mark Bickley (Ex Crows Captain) came out of retirement, and changed sports to kick a goal.
NW: We are not bent.....we just like cheese.
SA: It's coming out both ends!!
CW: Ah! You are making me kick the cheese.
SA: Die, die, die mother fucker...die, die, die!!
AS: Fuck you cunt!
AS: I thought it was a sponge.
TM: It was clearly bald, white Lehmann.
SA: I'm over TB's, I'm over white meat.
AS: For the record.....
NW: It's touching me.
NW: Black and ready
CW: Why didn't you tell me to brush my eyebrow?
RE: Deceive me.
CW: There has been enough deception.
TM: I'd fall over and slit my throat.
SA: I'd put a neck guard on you.
PJ: Don't you take my Hamy away!
PJ: They are from Ghana - it's all they have.
TM: Innovative design.
SA:Are you doing a voice by voice?
TM: It's because he is black - reverse racism.
TM: Look at him loving it!!
AS: Warm vodka, warm lime, warm lemonade.
CW: I think she likes my hat.
SA: That's cos my boyfriend was passing it to me on a obtuse angle.
SA: Kobe Bryant..PRICK!
TM: My fly is undone.
PJ: My fly wiggles it's own way done.
PJ: Now kick a fucking goal you slut!!!
SA: Why do black guys get tattoos?? You can barely see them!
TM & SA: Mark Bickley (Ex Crows Captain) came out of retirement, and changed sports to kick a goal.
NW: We are not bent.....we just like cheese.
SA: It's coming out both ends!!
CW: Ah! You are making me kick the cheese.
SA: Die, die, die mother fucker...die, die, die!!
AS: Fuck you cunt!
AS: I thought it was a sponge.
TM: It was clearly bald, white Lehmann.
SA: I'm over TB's, I'm over white meat.
AS: For the record.....
NW: It's touching me.
NW: Black and ready
Playing Battle Of The Sexes
TM: My firstborn son's name will be Matt Lipstick, don't nobody steal that shit.
PJ: I really thought that taxi driver was jerking off!!
SA: Where is the dice?? Is there dice?? Wouldn't you think there would be dice??
TM: At school what do you learn in Home Ec? Fuck all!
SA: Who goes first?? Ladies do because they are gentleman.
TM: Pick the odd one one out? Answer - Schmitt.
SA: Where's the sex toy we can throw up?
CW: Shut up cunt.
SA: Toss a coin? How about tossing a biscuit?
CW: Put eshpelon in there...yes that's a good word.
SA: We get loose, like way loose.
AS: Can I just be a silent observer?
PJ: I need some water.
PJ: I'm going to join the KFC gym.
SA: What's your mode of raping him?
SA: Do fish sleep?
CW: We need some random papelater.
SA: (Q) The name of the air force base in QLD? (A) Scotland
SA: I'd rather have a kabana stick.
CW: May I remind you.....I forgot.
CW: Win lose or Law?
RE: Uno?
AS: Not as visibly as unimpressed as you.
PJ: It's a swirly head, swirly face cunt hole.
CW: I'm a wicca. what are you? A fucking wombat!
CW: Spreacking see English!!!
PJ: That was the right motion.
SA: Fucking sexy Brad Pritt.
TM: That's what I keep telling her, straight to the mouth and down.
TM: I spoke it and made it so.
PJ: Your just writing everything down, it's saturation.
RE: The octopus has it.
PJ: I don't like like guys that don't acknowledge me.
SA: Cher is not in the Wizard of Oz.
CW: (Q) What do you call a matching jumper and cardigan?
AS: (A) A jardigan
SA: Do I look like a Brandy snap with some whipped cream on it....with a cherry on the top??
PJ: I really thought that taxi driver was jerking off!!
SA: Where is the dice?? Is there dice?? Wouldn't you think there would be dice??
TM: At school what do you learn in Home Ec? Fuck all!
SA: Who goes first?? Ladies do because they are gentleman.
TM: Pick the odd one one out? Answer - Schmitt.
SA: Where's the sex toy we can throw up?
CW: Shut up cunt.
SA: Toss a coin? How about tossing a biscuit?
CW: Put eshpelon in there...yes that's a good word.
SA: We get loose, like way loose.
AS: Can I just be a silent observer?
PJ: I need some water.
PJ: I'm going to join the KFC gym.
SA: What's your mode of raping him?
SA: Do fish sleep?
CW: We need some random papelater.
SA: (Q) The name of the air force base in QLD? (A) Scotland
SA: I'd rather have a kabana stick.
CW: May I remind you.....I forgot.
CW: Win lose or Law?
RE: Uno?
AS: Not as visibly as unimpressed as you.
PJ: It's a swirly head, swirly face cunt hole.
CW: I'm a wicca. what are you? A fucking wombat!
CW: Spreacking see English!!!
PJ: That was the right motion.
SA: Fucking sexy Brad Pritt.
TM: That's what I keep telling her, straight to the mouth and down.
TM: I spoke it and made it so.
PJ: Your just writing everything down, it's saturation.
RE: The octopus has it.
PJ: I don't like like guys that don't acknowledge me.
SA: Cher is not in the Wizard of Oz.
CW: (Q) What do you call a matching jumper and cardigan?
AS: (A) A jardigan
SA: Do I look like a Brandy snap with some whipped cream on it....with a cherry on the top??
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