Playing Battle Of The Sexes

TM: My firstborn son's name will be Matt Lipstick, don't nobody steal that shit.

PJ: I really thought that taxi driver was jerking off!!

SA: Where is the dice?? Is there dice?? Wouldn't you think there would be dice??

TM: At school what do you learn in Home Ec? Fuck all!

SA: Who goes first?? Ladies do because they are gentleman.

TM: Pick the odd one one out? Answer - Schmitt.

SA: Where's the sex toy we can throw up?

CW: Shut up cunt.

SA: Toss a coin? How about tossing a biscuit?

CW: Put eshpelon in there...yes that's a good word.

SA: We get loose, like way loose.

AS: Can I just be a silent observer?

PJ: I need some water.

PJ: I'm going to join the KFC gym.

SA: What's your mode of raping him?

SA: Do fish sleep?

CW: We need some random papelater.

SA: (Q) The name of the air force base in QLD? (A) Scotland

SA: I'd rather have a kabana stick.

CW: May I remind you.....I forgot.

CW: Win lose or Law?

RE: Uno?

AS: Not as visibly as unimpressed as you.

PJ: It's a swirly head, swirly face cunt hole.

CW: I'm a wicca. what are you? A fucking wombat!

CW: Spreacking see English!!!

PJ: That was the right motion.

SA: Fucking sexy Brad Pritt.

TM: That's what I keep telling her, straight to the mouth and down.

TM: I spoke it and made it so.

PJ: Your just writing everything down, it's saturation.

RE: The octopus has it.

PJ: I don't like like guys that don't acknowledge me.

SA: Cher is not in the Wizard of Oz.

CW: (Q) What do you call a matching jumper and cardigan?

AS: (A) A jardigan

SA: Do I look like a Brandy snap with some whipped cream on it....with a cherry on the top??